COMPANY: 
 Finland, Finland, Finland
 That's the country for me!

 (VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

 MAYOR:
 Finland is the country where we dance
 Finland is the country where we play
 Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
 In traditional Scandinavian vay!

 ALL:
 Schlip! Schlap!

 MAYOR:
 Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

 ALL:
 Schlip! Schlap!

 MAYOR:
 Schlap away all day

 ALL:
 Schlip! Schlap!

 MAYOR:
 You simply can't go wrong
 Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

 ALL:
 Finland, Finland, Finland

 MEN:
 The country where I quite want to be

 SOLOIST 1:
 Pony trekking-

 SOLOIST 2:
 Or camping-

 ALL:
 Or just watching TV
 Finland, Finland, Finland
 That's the country for me

 HISTORIAN (spoken):
 I said, "England."

 COMPANY (spoken in tandem):
 What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that