Because I am hard, you will not like me
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn

 I admire your honesty
 Hell I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

 Do you suck dicks?
 -Sir, no, sir!

 I am hard but I am fair

 Private Joker
 I admire your honesty
 Hell I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

 You little scumbag!
 I got your name!
 I got your ass!
 You will not laugh! 
 You will not cry!
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you!
 Now get up!
 Get on your feet!

 So you're a killer?
 -Sir, yes, sir!

 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private!
 Do you understand?

 -Sir, yes, sir!

 "Sir" what? 
 Were you about to call me an asshole?

 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
 One, two, three

 -Sir, I can't help it, sir.

 Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
 Do you suck dicks?
 -Sir, no, sir!

 Bullshit
 I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
 I'll be watching you

 I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

 Skull-fuck you!

 Were you about to call me an asshole?

 Skull-fuck you!

 I like you
 You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

 You little scumbag!
 I got your name!
 I got your ass!
 You will not laugh! 
 You will not cry!
 You will learn by the numbers!
 I will teach you!
 Now get up!
 Get on your feet!

 Bullshit I can't hear you!

 I'm asking the fucking questions here, private! 
 Do you understand?
 -Sir, yes, sir!

 "Sir" what? 
 Were you about to call me an asshole?

 Because I am hard, you will not like me
 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn