1. You want it? It's online.
2. If you don't want it, it.s still online! He-he-he-he
3. It may take a while. (sometimes, it.s like forever! Aaargh! Dial up!)
4. Everyone has a website.
5. "GOOGLE" is now a verb.
6. When in doubt, WIKIPEDIA.
7. Sometimes the hunt is half the fun. (that is if, at least, you have DSL)
8. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!
9. Be safe. Be cynical.
10. If you heard somebody says "interweb", he has never been online.
11. Almost everything of substance can be summed up with a "DUDE! Check this out!" and a hyperlink.
12. There is no such thing as "sufficient bandwidth".
13. The difference between web surfing with IE and Firefox is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest.
14. There's always something new. and old.
15. What you're reading now could also be posted in other website claiming as theirs.
16. When you have a project due later, you've got a friend to help you out. The name is "internet".
17. The Internet is the geek's playground. Here, GEEKS RULE!
18. Never try explaining "Internet" to someone who's never been online, explaining Magna Carta to your cat is an easier task.
19. The Internet IS redundancy.
20. It's like Smokey Mountain - a hill of garbage! (There's money in it!)