- All girls want to have sex as soon as they turn 18. 
- All blondes are really whores. 
- There is no such thing as female pubic hair. 
- All movies have a XXX version of them. 
- All nurses dress like this [nurse fetish uniform]. 
- Asian Men don't exist. 
- All women secretly want anal sex. 
- All women get turned on by a man holding a video camera. 
- All horny secretaries wear fishnets. 
- Women don't have gag reflexes. 
- All women like the taste of a man's special man juice. 
- All 70's porn scenes end with a crazy guitar solo. 
- Women will do anything to get out of a speeding ticket. 
- Women wear high heels to bed. 
- There is no such thing as a penis under 6 inches long. 
- College girls will do anything for a good grade. 
- Women never have headaches or periods. 
- No one ever does the missionary position. 
- 10 seconds of oral sex on a female is more than enough.
- Women really like nerds. 
- All men pull out. 
- You must change positions at least once every 30 seconds. 
- All female cops want to have sex with you. 
- Small boobs don't exist. 
- All women are pleasently surprised to find a penis when they unzip a man's pants.
- Women love double penetration. 
- These [effin huge] boobs are real. 
- Women always have an orgasm during sex. 
- Women rape men [dominatrix pic] when they don't have someone to have sex with. 
- Women will stick almost anything inside themselves. 
- All girls are bisexual.