Rule #1: The internets makes you stupid. Rule #2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful. Rule #3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of. Rule #4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life. Rule #5: Anonymous does not forgive. Rule #6: Caps lock is the equivalent of screaming "I'M AN IDIOT" Rule #7: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere. Rule #8: The internets is serious business. Rule #9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars. Rule #10: Anything can become the next big thing. Rule #11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography. Rule #12: Lurk moar. Rule #13: It never needed any more cowbell. Rule #14: If the cake is delicious, you must eat it. Rule #15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must get the fuck out. Rule #16: You must enjoy your AIDS. Rule #17: You can not have a pony. Rule #18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking. Rule #19: Lens Flare is the only worthy feature in Photoshop. Rule #20: You are doing it wrong. Rule #21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real. Rule #22: There are no girls on the internets. Rule #23: Everyone sees what you did there. Rule #24: Pics or it never happened. Rule #25: Long stories are copypasta. Rule #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?". Rule #27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions. Rule #28: Sometimes, Loli has to deal with things it haets. Rule #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything. Rule #30: Mudkips are generally acceptable, and some woule even say they like them. Rule #31: The internets is for porn. Rule #32: There is a market for any kind of porn. Rule #33: It is a trap. Rule #34: If it excists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Rule #35: If there isn't porn of it, /b/ will make it so. Rule #36: Every time you masturbate, ceiling cat is watching you. Rule #37: Rape is Japanese for "Hello." Rule #38: If you mention candlejack, your post will be cut sho Rule #39: It is a troll. Rule #40: "Corn" is spelled "corm" Rule #41: Everything needs more desu. No exceptions. Rule #42: The picture is never related. Rule #43: It cannot be hugs tiem now. Rule #44: Saturday is known as "Caturday." Rule #45: Lazers must be charged prior to use. Rule #46: Jesus actually excisted in the Mesozoic Era. Rule #47: Shotting web is accepted as a mystery which will never be solved. Rule #48: The GMan always has a wonderful time. Rule #49: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Rule #50: If you die in the game, you die for real. Rule #51: Ass sandwiches are made of ass and poo. No exceptions. Rule #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers. Rule #53: It's awwwwrighttt. Rule #54: Snape killed Dumbledore. Rule #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar" Rule #56: Furries are only to be posted on Fridays. Rule #57: If balls are touching, it is gay. Rule #58: It's not "down the road", it's not "across the street", it's not "through the jugular", it's "down the road, across the street AND through the jugular." Rule #59: If you kill yourself, don't make a myspace bulletin unless you want to be made fun of. Rule #60: Every day is repost day. Rule #61: Wayne Brady is going to have to choke a bitch. Rule #62: If someone mentions "Weeaboo," raise your paddle and slap your palm. Rule #63: It was the nigga who stole your bike. Rule #64: Nobody likes emos. Rule #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures. Rule #66: Don't click links. Ever. Rule #67: Shitting dick nipples add to any picture. Rule #68: If someone is in your base, he is most likely killing your doodz. Rule #69: Whenever you do something, it is likely that a challenger will approach. Rule #70: It always needs more sauce. Rule #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone. Rule #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions. Rule #73: Believe everything you read on the internets. Rule #74: Camwhores must do everything requested of them. Rule #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions. Rule #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse. Rule #77: Wapanese is spelled "Weeaboo." Rule #78: If it excists, it's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions. Rule #79: Someone would masturbate to it. Rule #80: Zidane's headbutt is unrivaled. Rule #81: Nothing is shocking. Rule #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill. Rule #83: Mongling cocks will not be accepted. Rule #84: Posting cat torture pictures on Caturday will not be accepted. Rule #85: The warranty will be voided if the seal is broken. Rule #86: If you masturbate on a small figurine, you must post pictures. Rule #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know. Rule #88: You are playing the Game. If you think about the Game, you lose the Game. If you lose you must tell everyone about the game. Rule #89: It is a trap. Rule #90: If you actually read all of these rules, you are required to become a hero.